The Mystery Tweak Hex of Tank Dell
Tank Dell · HOU · WR
“Dell will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Dell's week
- Dell tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Dell gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
92%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Saints locker room
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Dell's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tank Dell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tank Dell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tank Dell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.