The Inch-Short Hex of Tank Dell
Tank Dell · HOU · WR
“Dell will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Dell's week
- Dell is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Dell scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
92%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Eye of Buccaneers, tongue of ref,
Bring Texans down to grief,
Dell scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tank Dell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tank Dell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tank Dell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.