The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Tank Dell
Tank Dell · HOU · WR
“Dell gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Houston's biggest rival.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Dell's week
- Dell is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Dell gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
77%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Dell, Dell, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tank Dell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tank Dell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tank Dell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.