The Butter-Finger Hex of Tank Dell
Tank Dell · HOU · WR
“Dell is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Dell's week
- Dell scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- Dell tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
88%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Dell's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tank Dell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tank Dell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tank Dell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.