The Inch-Short Hex of Tank Dell
Tank Dell · HOU · WR
“Ref: "Number Dell, that's a flag." Dell: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Dell's week
- Dell gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Houston's biggest rival.
- Dell is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
74%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bills locker room
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Eye of Jets, tongue of ref,
Bring Texans down to grief,
Dell scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tank Dell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tank Dell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tank Dell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.