The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Tank Dell
Tank Dell · HOU · WR
“Dell gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Dell's week
- Dell finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Dell goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
75%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single tear from a Titans fan
Incantation
Dell, Dell, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tank Dell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tank Dell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tank Dell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.