The Phantom Holding Hex of Tank Dell
Tank Dell · HOU · WR
“Dell finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Dell's week
- Dell gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
- Dell scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
78%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Dell's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tank Dell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tank Dell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tank Dell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.