The Mystery Tweak Hex of Tank Dell
Tank Dell · HOU · WR
“Dell gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Dell's week
- Dell's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- The broadcast shows Dell on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
74%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single tear from a Jaguars fan
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Dell, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tank Dell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tank Dell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tank Dell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.