The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Tank Dell
Tank Dell · HOU · WR
“Dell will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Dell's week
- Dell is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- Dell gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
85%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Lions locker room
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Dell's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tank Dell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tank Dell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tank Dell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.