The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Tank Dell
Tank Dell · HOU · WR
“Dell will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Dell's week
- Dell goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Dell gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
72%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Dell's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tank Dell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tank Dell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tank Dell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.