The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Tank Dell
Tank Dell · HOU · WR
“The QB looks at Dell exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Dell's week
- Dell does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Dell gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
84%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A used challenge flag
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Eye of Browns, tongue of ref,
Bring Texans down to grief,
Dell scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tank Dell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tank Dell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tank Dell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.