The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Tank Dell
Tank Dell · HOU · WR
“Ref: "Number Dell, that's a flag." Dell: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Dell's week
- Dell gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Houston's biggest rival.
- Dell gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
76%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Dell's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tank Dell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tank Dell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tank Dell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.