The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Tank Dell
Tank Dell · HOU · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Dell's stadium. Only over Dell.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Dell's week
- Ref: "Number Dell, that's a flag." Dell: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Dell is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
81%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Saints jersey, ironically worn
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Dell's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tank Dell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tank Dell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tank Dell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.