The Mystery Tweak Hex of Tank Dell
Tank Dell · HOU · WR
“Dell will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Dell's week
- Dell does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Dell is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
91%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Dell's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tank Dell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tank Dell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tank Dell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.