The Phantom Holding Hex of Tank Dell
Tank Dell · HOU · WR
“Dell gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Dell's week
- Dell's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Dell was due a breakout.
- Dell gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
78%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Eye of Steelers, tongue of ref,
Bring Texans down to grief,
Dell scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tank Dell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tank Dell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tank Dell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.