The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Tank Dell
Tank Dell · HOU · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Dell's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Dell's week
- Dell gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Dell gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
90%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Dell's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tank Dell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tank Dell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tank Dell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.