The Dropped Pass Hex of Tank Dell
Tank Dell · HOU · WR
“The QB looks at Dell exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Dell's week
- Dell does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Dell scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
87%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Dell, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tank Dell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tank Dell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tank Dell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.