The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Tank Dell
Tank Dell · HOU · WR
“Dell's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Dell's week
- Dell is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Dell gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
86%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A used challenge flag
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Dell's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tank Dell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tank Dell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tank Dell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.