The Hamstring Hex of Tank Dell
Tank Dell · HOU · WR
“Dell runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Dell's week
- Dell gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Ref: "Number Dell, that's a flag." Dell: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
83%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single tear from a Falcons fan
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Dell's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tank Dell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tank Dell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tank Dell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.