The Shadow Coverage Hex of Tank Dell
Tank Dell · HOU · WR
“Dell sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Dell's week
- Dell gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
- Dell gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Houston's biggest rival.
72%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Dell's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tank Dell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tank Dell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tank Dell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.