The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Tank Dell
Tank Dell · HOU · WR
“Dell gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Houston's biggest rival.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Dell's week
- Dell finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Dell scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
75%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Dell's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tank Dell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tank Dell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tank Dell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.