The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Tank Dell
Tank Dell · HOU · WR
“Dell is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Dell's week
- Dell gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
- Dell scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
83%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Dell drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tank Dell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tank Dell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tank Dell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.