The Butter-Finger Hex of Tank Dell
Tank Dell · HOU · WR
“Dell is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Dell's week
- Dell gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Dell gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
89%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Dell's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tank Dell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tank Dell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tank Dell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.