The Mystery Tweak Hex of Tank Dell
Tank Dell · HOU · WR
“Dell gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Houston's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Dell's week
- Dell runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- Dell tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
79%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A used challenge flag
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Dell's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tank Dell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tank Dell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tank Dell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.