The Phantom Holding Hex of Tank Dell
Tank Dell · HOU · WR
“Dell tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Dell's week
- Dell will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- A mysterious flag erases Dell's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
90%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Dell, Dell, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tank Dell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tank Dell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tank Dell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.