The Dropped Pass Hex of Tank Dell
Tank Dell · HOU · WR
“Dell gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Houston's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Dell's week
- Ref: "Number Dell, that's a flag." Dell: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- A mysterious flag erases Dell's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
88%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Dell's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tank Dell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tank Dell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tank Dell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.