The Hamstring Hex of Tavien Feaster
Tavien Feaster · ARI · RB
“Feaster breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Feaster's week
- Feaster scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Feaster's stadium. Only over Feaster.
73%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Feaster drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tavien Feaster in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tavien Feaster is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tavien Feaster actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.