The Stuffed Run Hex of Tavien Feaster
Tavien Feaster · ARI · RB
“Feaster will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Feaster's week
- Feaster's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Feaster gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
72%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Packers locker room
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Feaster's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tavien Feaster in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tavien Feaster is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tavien Feaster actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.