The Snap Count Hex of Tavien Feaster
Tavien Feaster · ARI · RB
“Feaster's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Feaster's week
- Feaster gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Feaster will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
81%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Patriots locker room
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Feaster's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tavien Feaster in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tavien Feaster is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tavien Feaster actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.