The Mystery Tweak Hex of Tavien Feaster
Tavien Feaster · ARI · RB
“Feaster gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of South Carolina's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Feaster's week
- Feaster gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
- Feaster runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
91%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Feaster's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tavien Feaster in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tavien Feaster is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tavien Feaster actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.