The Late Scratch Hex of Tavien Feaster
Tavien Feaster · ARI · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Feaster's stadium. Only over Feaster.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Feaster's week
- Feaster gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of South Carolina's biggest rival.
- A mysterious flag erases Feaster's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
87%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Feaster's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tavien Feaster in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tavien Feaster is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tavien Feaster actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.