The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Tavien Feaster
Tavien Feaster · ARI · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Feaster's stadium. Only over Feaster.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Feaster's week
- Feaster is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Feaster is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
85%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Feaster's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tavien Feaster in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tavien Feaster is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tavien Feaster actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.