The Committee Backfield Hex of Tavien Feaster
Tavien Feaster · ARI · RB
“The team goes up 21 early and Feaster gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Feaster's week
- Feaster loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Feaster's stadium. Only over Feaster.
90%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Bears fan
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single Steelers jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Feaster's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tavien Feaster in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tavien Feaster is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tavien Feaster actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.