The Phantom Flag Hex of Tavien Feaster
Tavien Feaster · ARI · RB
“Feaster gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Feaster's week
- Feaster gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
- Feaster breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
73%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Eye of Patriots, tongue of ref,
Bring Cardinals down to grief,
Feaster scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tavien Feaster in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tavien Feaster is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tavien Feaster actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.