The Hamstring Hex of Tavien Feaster
Tavien Feaster · ARI · RB
“Feaster gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Feaster's week
- Feaster breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
- Feaster will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
80%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Feaster's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tavien Feaster in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tavien Feaster is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tavien Feaster actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.