The Committee Backfield Hex of Tavien Feaster
Tavien Feaster · ARI · RB
“Feaster will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Feaster's week
- Feaster gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of South Carolina's biggest rival.
- Feaster scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
84%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A used challenge flag
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Eye of Panthers, tongue of ref,
Bring Cardinals down to grief,
Feaster scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tavien Feaster in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tavien Feaster is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tavien Feaster actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.