The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Tavien Feaster
Tavien Feaster · ARI · RB
“Feaster's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Feaster's week
- Feaster is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Feaster gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
86%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Feaster, Feaster, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tavien Feaster in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tavien Feaster is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tavien Feaster actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.