The Hamstring Hex of Tavien Feaster
Tavien Feaster · ARI · RB
“Feaster gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of South Carolina's biggest rival.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Feaster's week
- Feaster finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Feaster goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
78%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Packers fan
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Feaster's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tavien Feaster in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tavien Feaster is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tavien Feaster actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.