The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Tavien Feaster
Tavien Feaster · ARI · RB
“Feaster gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Feaster's week
- Feaster's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Feaster gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of South Carolina's biggest rival.
87%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Feaster, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tavien Feaster in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tavien Feaster is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tavien Feaster actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.