The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Tavien Feaster
Tavien Feaster · ARI · RB
“Ref: "Number Feaster, that's a flag." Feaster: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Feaster's week
- Feaster will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
- Feaster gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of South Carolina's biggest rival.
87%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single Eagles jersey, ironically worn
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Feaster drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tavien Feaster in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tavien Feaster is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tavien Feaster actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.