The Snap Count Hex of Tavien Feaster
Tavien Feaster · ARI · RB
“Feaster's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Feaster's week
- Feaster gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of South Carolina's biggest rival.
- Feaster gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
87%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Vikings locker room
Incantation
Feaster, Feaster, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tavien Feaster in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tavien Feaster is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tavien Feaster actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.