The Hamstring Hex of Tavien Feaster
Tavien Feaster · ARI · RB
“Feaster's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Feaster's week
- Feaster gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of South Carolina's biggest rival.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Feaster's stadium. Only over Feaster.
79%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Feaster, Feaster, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tavien Feaster in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tavien Feaster is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tavien Feaster actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.