The Stuffed Run Hex of Tavien Feaster
Tavien Feaster · ARI · RB
“Feaster breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Feaster's week
- Feaster sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Feaster rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
91%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Feaster's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tavien Feaster in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tavien Feaster is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tavien Feaster actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.