The Garbage-Time Hex of Tavien Feaster
Tavien Feaster · ARI · RB
“Feaster's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Feaster's week
- Feaster breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
- Feaster gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of South Carolina's biggest rival.
92%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bengals locker room
- A single tear from a Giants fan
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Feaster drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tavien Feaster in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tavien Feaster is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tavien Feaster actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.