The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Tavien Feaster
Tavien Feaster · ARI · RB
“Feaster gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Feaster's week
- Ref: "Number Feaster, that's a flag." Feaster: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- The team goes up 21 early and Feaster gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
91%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Feaster's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tavien Feaster in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tavien Feaster is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tavien Feaster actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.