The Garbage-Time Hex of Tavien Feaster
Tavien Feaster · ARI · RB
“Coach says Feaster is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Feaster's week
- Feaster gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
- Feaster is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
72%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Eye of Cowboys, tongue of ref,
Bring Cardinals down to grief,
Feaster scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tavien Feaster in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tavien Feaster is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tavien Feaster actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.