The Mystery Tweak Hex of Tavien Feaster
Tavien Feaster · ARI · RB
“Feaster's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Feaster's week
- Feaster gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
- Feaster will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
79%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Giants locker room
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Eye of Jets, tongue of ref,
Bring Cardinals down to grief,
Feaster scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tavien Feaster in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tavien Feaster is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tavien Feaster actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.