The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Tavien Feaster
Tavien Feaster · ARI · RB
“Feaster loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Feaster's week
- Feaster gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
- Feaster gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of South Carolina's biggest rival.
83%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Feaster's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tavien Feaster in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tavien Feaster is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tavien Feaster actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.