The Snap Count Hex of Ted Hurst III
Ted Hurst III · TB · WR
“Rookie Hurst III gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Hurst III's week
- The broadcast shows Hurst III on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Hurst III scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
81%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Hurst III's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ted Hurst III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ted Hurst III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ted Hurst III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.