The Dropped Pass Hex of Ted Hurst III
Ted Hurst III · TB · WR
“Hurst III gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia State's biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Hurst III's week
- Rookie Hurst III gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Hurst III goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
73%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Hurst III's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ted Hurst III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ted Hurst III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ted Hurst III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.